Nothing turns you on quicker than turning someone else on.
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
No matter what happened between us, or how long its been since we last talked, I still care, I wanna know you’re doing and feeling. I don’t stalk you but just enough to know you’re okay because you’re still that person I miss and the person who will always be in my heart.
if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you
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I’m not ashamed to admit that the only reason I know what day of the week it is over the summer is because of Big Brother.
that’s why his beard is so big, it’s full of secrets
if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella special
If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.