Made my sister a booze bouquet for her 21st birthday! :)
WHY DO PEOPLE CHANGE THE SOURCE TO MY WRITINGS ? GUYS COME ON. DONT TAKE CREDIT OK.
So I am socially required to shave my legs and armpits but white boys aren’t socially required to shave their stringy greasy failed mini moustaches?
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe