Reasons I’ve almost died
Nothing turns you on quicker than turning someone else on.
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
No matter what happened between us, or how long its been since we last talked, I still care, I wanna know you’re doing and feeling. I don’t stalk you but just enough to know you’re okay because you’re still that person I miss and the person who will always be in my heart.
if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you
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I’m not ashamed to admit that the only reason I know what day of the week it is over the summer is because of Big Brother.
that’s why his beard is so big, it’s full of secrets